Sex Scene on TV + Parents in the room
And you don’t know whether you should be like
POKERFACE:
OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:
Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:
Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:
Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:
Looking at everything but the screen:
Acting as if nothing is wrong:
…Or you’re simply like this:
you know who’s beautiful?
don’t read the first word and flatter yourself because its me.
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whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties
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“My 6 year old is in love with my 8 month old.”
my idol right there.
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